MAKE ALL THE COMBOS!!! xD
Decided to check out that pokemon randomizer thing… And apparently this is why Electrobes and Chanseys shouldn’t be left in the daycare together…
58187Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
I’M DYING
LOLING So hard right now. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!
What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood
Woah, easy there Satan.
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I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I mean
LOOK
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I just
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
This guy.
Wow… new found respect for this dude. Knows how weak the story is, how terrible the characters are, but plays the role anyway.
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Damnit Ash, learn to control your pokemon! Why is that guy filming it? o_O
Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~
^^^
Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.
Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.
And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’.
It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).
The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one cares that he loves men, and that is wonderful.
^ THANK
BOOM
AMEN
It really doesn’t matter, as long as it didn’t harshly effect the story in any peculiar way. I mean I’d have suspected Horace Slughorn to be a pedophile WAAAAAY before I’d have ever suspected Dumbledore of being homosexual. Honestly though, think about it, Slughorn lets young students into his room, keeps it looking like some kind of romantic player’s bachelor’s pad, and his collection of alcohol in a school for young students… Oh and that trophy case. In the chapter he and ron goes in to him for help, my whole thought was “Don’t do it harry…you guys are gonna get raped!!!!!! Nooooooo….Oh well you guys just got lucky.”
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Friendly reminder that Vanellope von Schweetz is a disabled, bullied, homeless 9-year-old girl with no family and no friends.
get out.
#she’s also a fucking princess #who is the strongest character in her entire game #and learned to use her disability to her advantage #not to mention when she turned princess she decided just to be herself #she literally let no code change who she was #and she’s still as every bit of a badass as calhoun was
faith restored in kids’ media of today
She did also save a misunderstood character both psychologically and physically. (seen the movie like 5 times, and my sister’s probably almost seen it 50.)
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Straight up karma right here. NO, NOT IN THE HAIR!
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